DID YOU WIPE YOUR FEET???Trundle off down the long, winding corridors of Mudshark Towers, and get youself locked in the following boxrooms: (Don't worry, someone will hear you hammering on the walls eventually...)
Take your thermos flask and bloater paste sandwiches and prepare to spend a chilly night in The Observatory. Exciting pictures of this year's Total Eclipse!!! (well - pictures...)
Are you suffering from Creeping Celine Dionism?
Don't worry - help is at hand as
This time on Mudshark Towers.... Celebrate Dead Di Day with The Wizard. Pictures of the extremely tasteless t-shirt coming soon!
Now you've wiped your feet you can...er... wash your hands, out in the Brick Outhouse. Don't forget to leave a little something.......
The Family Gallery. So Who-The-Hell are The Mudsharks anyway?
The Library: Spend a wet afternoon browsing through The Family's great Historical Archives. Emerge slightly nauseous, but with a feeling of moral superiority.
The Sheep Field. Get your wellies on and go Ovine.. The Silence Of The Lambs.
The Fish Pond Don't fall in now! I said.... Oh, never mind - Get the net, Monty.. Includes Recently Dead Fish, RED FISH! and Bouillabaisse
The Bag with everything swimming around in it For all you bag fans out there!
The Sharkophonic Network - a lot of string and tin cans...e-mail Monty and Flo
A totally random corner of Mudshark Towers , from where you may never escape, (evil chuckle!)