CLANG! CRASH!! Along with the sound of roaring rock music tured up far too loud, these are the sounds that
haunt you as you slowly climb the tightly winding stairs up towards were the youngest of the mudsharks lurk. The noises grow louder and louder as you climb
finally reaching a crescendo as you reach the heavy, battered oak door with a deafening roar. Someone's lost her maths homework again. You knock very
loudly (Perhaps a battering ram would be more appropreite?) on the door and wait for a response. Eventually there is suffling footsteps and the stragest creature you could imagine opens the door. No, not Jessica's
brother Richard, not that strange. It's a strange stone golem that has a large nose and a rather annoyed look on it's face, or...the best it could manage.
Being made of granite wan't allways a bed of roses you know. "Eh....... wot doo yoo wan'?" it says gruffly to you with no respect at all. "I'm errm...
looking for Jessica? Pehaps I got the wrong room," though there wasn't much doubt it was hers as inside nearly everything and anything was black or
damn near it."Euh??? wiy wood yoo wanna meet 'er?? dos nothin' but yell at me. Bot anee wae, shee's bisy opnein' som portal to a alternit dimensoin."
It said with pride of say such a big word. There is a yell from someone saying, "You stupid pile of crap! get back in here and shut up!" as Jessica
comes to the door herself. "Ignore this... what do you want,i'm busy!" she raises and eyebrow. "Erm well I.... erm was wondering about
the noise and the large notice on the tower door of a danger so I came to see what it was." "It's ME you idoit, now gettouta my face before I throw you out
the window!!! I have homework and it's alot harder than ypu adults think!" She yells shoving you back down the stairs and slamming the door. "I'll bet," you mutter. "Opening
portals must be a hell of alot of work to do."
DANGER!!! BUGGER OFF!!!! BEWARE OF THE LEAPORD!!! RABID GOTH!!! WHATEVER THE HELL WILL IT TAKE TO GET YOU TO GO AWAY!