Admit it - you're one of those people who write "witty" comments on the walls of public lavatories, aren't you? How do I know? Well, you wouldn't be lurking around Mudshark Towers if you didn't have some sort of personality problem, would you?

OK, how about you put your artistic talents to better use by scrawling a few words on this particular lavvy. Yes, it's one of those "guestbook" thingies, and yes, I will laugh myself sick at your pathetic spelling. Hey, I gotta have some fun in life!!

Click here to sign my new labour-saving guestbook

Read the low-tech wall

Now wash your hands, and don't go back to Mudshark Towers with your knickers tucked into your skirt again! Tch!!